Ian "yonblonge" BILLINGE


Hometown: Brooklyn, NY

Major: Physics

As a child, Ian was nicknamed "the forty-year-old ten-year-old." Since then, his mental age has been moving backwards, so at present, he's 29, mentally speaking. Ian is looking forward to having some moody, rebellious years in his early thirties. It's anyone's guess what will happen when Ian turns 50. 


Nick "really Trash" Biniaz-Harris


Hometown: Washington, DC

Major: Music

Nick has finally graduated from singing in the shower, to Singin' in the Rain.


Avi "that's not upstate" Durling

Tenor I

Hometown: Saratoga Springs, NY

Major: Physics

Avi was born with a beard on his face and a song in his heart. Once his life debt to the Whiffenpoofs is paid, he will return to his true home in the rugged northeastern wilderness where he plans to spend the rest of his days.


Aaron "poison su" McAleavey

Tenor I

Hometown: Patchogue, NY

Major: French

Knock, knock. Who's there? Aaron. Aaron who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Aaron. Aaron who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Aaron. Aaron who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I stated that Aaron was there three times to really drive home the fact that Aaron was there? Now go enjoy an orange. You deserve it.


Kenyon "water 9.5" Duncan


Hometown: Los Gatos, CA

Major: Computing and the Arts

Come see Kenyon Duncan starring as Kenyon Duncan in The Beautiful life of Kenyon Duncan: The Musical.


Noah "logistics manager" Strausser

Tenor I

Hometown: Clinton, IA

Major: Architecture

Noah is sitting somewhere wanting memories to teach him to see the beauty in the world through his own eyes.


Eli "Economy class bandit" Daiute

Tenor II

Hometown: Newcastle, ME

Major: Political Science

Born and raised in the thriving metropolis of Maine's midcoast region, Eli is as unpredictable as he is flatulent. Someone from Maine who doesn't like lobster? You had better believe it. You and everyone else who has asked about that. 


Caleb "well" O'Reilly

Tenor II

Hometown: Oakland, California

Major: American Studies

Caleb O'Reilly has a to-scale tattoo of his face on his face. 


Zach "Sacapuntas" Page

Tenor II

Hometown: Bethesda, MD

Major: Math

Zach only joined the group for food and Instagram likes.


Donovan "Adavé" Sabog

Tenor II

Hometown: Honolulu, HI

Major: History and Economics

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John "typeless" Kauffman


Hometown: Channahon, IL

Major: Political Science

John is actually short for "Jack" and Kauffman is actually short for "Sparrow" (John is a Pirate). 


David "paul" Torres


Hometown: El Paso, TX

Major: Computing and the Arts

The only thing David enjoys more than wrangling cattle while sipping cactus juice from a cowboy boot in his ranch in Texas is wrestling wild javelinas while singing the Texan National Anthem and shouting "Yee-hah" over and over and over again.


Kwasi "Salty Dog" Enin


Hometown: Shirley, NY

Major: Molecular, Cellular, and Developmental Biology

When he's not wrestling bears, sailing the seven seas in a sunfish, or tanning in Miami Beach, Kwasi can be found wrestling sunfish, tanning with bears, and sailing to Miami Beach.


DaNNY "Cougar" Keller


Hometown: Rye, NY

Major: Computer Science

Danny Keller is a pistachio connoisseur.